30 signs you’re no longer a backpacker

There was a time when I loved being a backpacker. I thought of myself like a little turtle carrying all my worldly possessions as I travelled around Asia. I could quickly pack up my life and move onto the next destination without batting an eyelid.

I’m currently travelling around Europe with Citadines and it reminds me a lot of my backpacking days as I move onto a new destination every couple of days.

The only thing is, this is waay better. No more heavy backpack, no more cheap overnight trains, no more grotty hostels and no cheap booze or budget meals in sight.

I guess I grew out of backpacking a long time ago but I can finally admit it and feel happy about it. For a while I was a flashpacker bur I’m not even sure that applies anymore. Give me a suitcase, a first class ticket and a nice aparrt’hotel and I’m a very happy traveller!

In case you were wondering, here are 30 signs you’re no longer a backpacker…

1. You won’t consider any hostel that isn’t described as ‘luxury’ or ’boutique’

Admittedly, I was never overly excited by the thought of sharing a bedroom (and often bathroom) with 11 other people but these days I just flat-out refuse. You couldn’t get me in a hostel dorm for love nor money.

I’ll just about think about a boutique hostel like Generator or KEX but only if I can have a private room and en-suite.

2. You’re traded in the backpack for flashy wheels

Once upon a time backpacks seems like a really good idea but the wheel was invented for a reason so we might as well use it, right?

Strong people will be rolling their eyes at this and saying a backpack is easier but my fellow weaklings will know what I’m talking about. A 20kg backpack is feels like you’re carrying a house.

Read more: Backpacking with a suitcase: Why you don’t need a backpack!

3. You’re an expert at packing light

You might prefer wheels these days but you can always get everything in a carry-on case, no matter how long you’re going away for.

4. You don’t want to go out every night

Remember the days when you’d go out every night until 4am and still manage to do something (anything!) the following day? Yea, not any more.

5. You have a plan

You actually travel with a plan these days with some kind of idea of what you’d like to see and do. And I don’t just mean finding a bar with the cheapest beer (although that’s also on the agenda).

6. You have a Lonely Planet

And you don’t just rely on the suggestions of your fellow backpackers you met in hostels.

7. You’ll always upgrade on buses and trains

First class bus and train tickets once seemed like a luxury. Now they’re a necessity. There’s no way you’re taking an overnight train in third class.

You’re not quite ready to upgrade on planes just yet but you know it won’t be long.

So pleased not to be in this carriage

8. Travel hacking

You’re into travel hacking and will shop in certain supermarkets to get those all-important points.

9. You book in advance

You book flights well in advance. Yes, your itinerary isn’t as flexible but it’s so much cheaper!

10. You hate those repetitive backpacker conversations

“Where are you from?”

“Where have you been?”

“Where are you going?”

It gets pretty boring when you realise everyone goes to the same place and does the same thing.

The perks of hotels – jelly delivered to your deckchair! 

11. You’re willing to pay more than $2.00 for dinner

We all love street food but sometimes it’s nice to have a table. And a plate. And a glass of wine.

12. You always apply sun cream

You’ll look good with a tan now but you won’t look good with wrinkles in 20 years time.

13. You plan your hangovers in advance

You need to plan the best days to have hangovers because those bad-boys will wipe you out for the whole day. You’ve also said the phrase, ‘I’m only having one drink, I don’t want to be hungover for tomorrow’s early flight.”

14. You pack smart clothes

And actually wear them.

Trying to look sophisticated 

15. You call your parents

You actually call your ma and pa rather than letting them rely on your Facebook updates to know you’re alive.

16. You love taxis

You take taxis from the airport to your accommodation to avoid the hassle of public transport.

17. You take day tours

And not just the free city tour which you sneak away from without leaving a tip. Tut tut, backpackers.

18. You realise hot water isn’t a luxury

It’s a basic human right and you can’t possibly wash your hair with cold water.

19. You regularly do your laundry while travelling

The ‘sniff it and see’ test won’t cut it anymore.

I used to wash these shorts about once every two months

20. You’ll pay a little bit extra to avoid Ryan Air

It’s just not worth the effort.

21. You’ve rented a car during your travels

And not just a cheap scooter covered in terrifying scratches and dents.

Iceland – the best place ever for road trips!

22. You’re bored of the ‘I’ve travelled more than you’ conversation

We’ve all met the competitive backpacker at some point. It’s about experiences not ticking items off your bucket list!

23. You want to get off the beaten path

No, really, you’re not just saying it to sound cool before following where everyone else is going.

24. You travel slowly

You’d rather travel slowly and experience a place than whizz through to tick it off your list

I always travel via private yacht 

25. You don’t feel the need to stitch flags onto your luggage

You paid £150 for that case, you’re not going to wreck it with badly stitched flags.

26. Your trips are shorter because you have an actual real job

Not just grape picking.

27. You’re happy to travel solo

There was a time when you liked to travel in a group of 4-8 but now solo travel doesn’t seem like such a bad idea.

28. You own expensive, polarized sunglasses

Not cheap ones you picked up for $1 at a market

29. You refuse to drink goon and cheap spirits

They taste like crap and the hangover just isn’t worth it.

30. You don’t feel the need to put everything on Facebook

Some moments are best enjoyed without a competition to get the most Facebook likes.

Do you have anything else to add to the list?